gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people


phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND



tom “i just can’t say no” hiddleston: actual circus bear



dramatisecho:

"I knew you’d keep my secret.”

dramatisecho:

"I knew you’d keep my secret.”


officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel



Maybe I would have been something you’d be good at. Maybe you would have been something I’d be good at… But now we’ll never know.



Steve and Bucky + The Howling Commandos era


ronaldkn0x:

i have the social skills of a very shy 5 year old